! lol that is depressing...my parents are going to die now? and to answer you question above, it should take about...umm...ONE LIFETIME!
! and sorry if i come off as making fun of your service, i just read it at a glance and saw that and found it funny. your service sounds like a great idea, so many people could benefit from a service like this one. i have never actually heard of this, a very origional idea.