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Old 10-19-2006, 04:20 PM   PM User | #1
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How a programmer writes love letter

PROFFESIONAL LOVE LETTER..
A Letter from a S/W Professional to his girl friend:
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Sweetheart, I've seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realised that you are the only site I was browsing for.
For long time,I've been lonely,this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just uncompiled program without you which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /* which I never experienced before */.

With this letter,I just want to convey you that, if we are linked together,I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for human being to live a error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.

- A Software Professional
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:56 AM   PM User | #2
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lol. I think I'm going to send that to my girl. See how she reacts.
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Old 10-22-2006, 09:44 AM   PM User | #3
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That didn't come from the mind or the heart alone; it came from both, which is not very common these days. I commend whoever wrote that, and I sincerely hope that he gets the woman to whom he is referring in that letter, for he sounded as if he was genuinely interested in her.
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Old 10-22-2006, 09:57 PM   PM User | #4
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I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage
Aradon, you migth probably want to edit that part or she will think you'r proposing, unless, of course, you actually are.
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Old 10-23-2006, 05:35 AM   PM User | #5
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I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage
Aradon, you migth probably want to edit that part or she will think you'r proposing, unless, of course, you actually are.
Heh. It's okay, even if I left it in I think she already has this idea in her head that I'm in love with her and am just waiting for her to come back from Japan.

Could have been that promise ring I gave her..

Maybe.
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If all goes well, you will be explaining things like this in the future.

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