He just knows if he posts in the work offers/request forum asking for help with his site (rather than a C++ application he might be developing) his thread will be closed faster than he can say "Wrongly Accused!".
Please pixelpets, if your topics are closed don't create alternate deceptively named topics with the same purpose in the wrong forum. That breaks at least three of this forum's rules and posting guidelines at once (cross-posting, re-posting closed threads, and not only poorly naming your thread but naming it with the purpose of ducking moderator attention). Apologies may be overdue, but we'll see if a moderator (or administrator

) catches this one, assuming he hasn't completely written CF off yet...