1. Create a file called quotes.js
and enter the quotes like this:
var quote = new Array(20)
quote = "Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster."
quote = "2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2."
2. Put this code in your HTML file:
Well...that's the general idea...I'm sure you get the picture...anything more complicated than this and I'd recommend using PHP or Perl.