Lol actually that was really funny
Sadly i cant give you a car because im not a car salesman im in the US Airforce though i can get you enlisted and you can tell everyone that i help enlist you in the military wouldnt that be so cool!

But your right about the price....
I only need a basic html page so if anyone wants to do the job pm me and well talk about the design and depending on the looking of it we can negotiate a price....
So just leave me a pm im watching that video again