At least, it's not working for the ColdFusion FORM scope (where all POST data is sent, supposedly.)
I've looked in FORM, URL, CLIENT, LOCAL, REQUEST, ARGUMENTS, ATTRIBUTES, and CLIENT scopes. The data just isn't there.
If anyone knows of a website that can offer ColdFusion help that isn't controlled by neurotic, pedantic jerks* (stackoverflow.com), please PM me with a link.
* The neurotic, pedantic jerks are not the owners; just the people who are in control of the "popularity contest".