If anyone else is thinking of loading CSS into localStorage or sessionStorage, one piece of advice:
When loading the string into webStorage, split on ' and join on \' . Took me a few hours, yesterday, to figure this one out.
sStorage = windows.sessionStorage;
If anyone knows of a website that can offer ColdFusion help that isn't controlled by neurotic, pedantic jerks* (stackoverflow.com), please PM me with a link.
* The neurotic, pedantic jerks are not the owners; just the people who are in control of the "popularity contest".