Which, if the source code were obtained, is possible; but any future "updates" to the script could over-write the mod. And it would probably be a PITA.
Perhaps someone from CF's parent company could suggest such a mod to the developers of vBulletin.
If anyone knows of a website that can offer ColdFusion help that isn't controlled by neurotic, pedantic jerks* (stackoverflow.com), please PM me with a link.
* The neurotic, pedantic jerks are not the owners; just the people who are in control of the "popularity contest".