Of course there's no right click. Steve Jobs didn't believe in two-button mice, so there never was any right button on standard Apple stuff. Guess that extended to the iPad. Anyway, I don't have an iPad, so can't tell you.
(Can tell you that Steve used to like spiced tea, though. Actually, both Steve's did. Wonder if Woz still does?)
An optimist sees the glass as half full.
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
A realist drinks it no matter how much there is.