I don't have to worry about this at work, as the network is scoured and scrubbed so I won't see it, here. But I don't have that luxury at home.
Thank you, Fou-Lu and OracleGuy, for fixing it.
If anyone knows of a website that can offer ColdFusion help that isn't controlled by neurotic, pedantic jerks* (stackoverflow.com), please PM me with a link.
* The neurotic, pedantic jerks are not the owners; just the people who are in control of the "popularity contest".