Well.. I suppose I could. We are using ColdFusion. I'll look around and see if CF can do that.
Any other suggestions, from anyone?
If anyone knows of a website that can offer ColdFusion help that isn't controlled by neurotic, pedantic jerks* (stackoverflow.com), please PM me with a link.
* The neurotic, pedantic jerks are not the owners; just the people who are in control of the "popularity contest".