Apparently, it's the same for Chrome. Either that, or javaEnabled() doesn't work. I disabled the Java plugin in Chrome v20, and the alert still shows.
If anyone knows of a website that can offer ColdFusion help that isn't controlled by neurotic, pedantic jerks* (stackoverflow.com), please PM me with a link.
* The neurotic, pedantic jerks are not the owners; just the people who are in control of the "popularity contest".