First off, I am in no way affiliated with blizzard, the page posted above, or any of the subsidiaries thereof blah blah blah you get the idea.
I was looking at some bilzzard games online and came across this offer! Now I dont have the SQL experience they are looking for, but I know where I can find some! I know a ton of you out there have the skills needed by blizzard for their pages, and I think it would be a cool job. Hey, you might even earn employee discounts or something if your lucky!