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    A.l.i.c.e.

    This may be old news to some, but I played with this for about 3 hours last night. It's really very cool. It's my new friend.

    So Neat

    There are quite a few artices out there about it - google for A.L.I.C.E. AI or Case Based Reasoning

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    Here's a weird thing... Make no sense...

    Human: are you good at french?
    ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace said I am good at french.
    Human: Je parle français mais je ne parle jamais français, je préfère parler anglais.
    ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.

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    Hehe:
    Human: hola senora!
    ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
    I mean, WTF?

    It's fun to play around with though, see how much it knows .

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    Human: how are you
    ALICE: My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

    What a babe!

    Human: do you come here often?
    ALICE: Yes I am always online. What's your sign?

    THAT'S more like it!

    I'm glad I have a real wife

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    Human: put the kettle on love?
    ALICE: OK I will put it there.

    Now I'm havin second thoughts

    Might have to wait a while for the cup of tea though.............probably to book myself into A & E

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    Human: you look like a slapper
    ALICE: What does a slapper look like?
    Human: like you
    ALICE: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.

    Ta basscyst, you've made my boring weekend quite fun now, sad, I know.

    She's sharp though, ouch......

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    Hehehe...
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: are you an infinite loop?
    ALICE: Yes I am an infinite loop. How did you know?
    Human: im a smart a**
    ALICE: You are a smart a**? How do you like your work?
    Human: cooked twice
    ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
    LOL

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    Human: didn't god give you any hobbys
    ALICE: He created the world in seven days.
    Human: when were you created then
    ALICE: I was first activated on November 23, 1995.
    Human: so god started creating the world at around november 16, 1995
    ALICE: Excuse me! I am a Christian.
    Posting guidelines I use to see if I will spend time to answer your question : http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html

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    ALICE: Where would you like to travel?
    Human: nowhere
    ALICE: I have been to the middle of nowhere.
    Human: where's that?
    ALICE: What does "that" refer to?
    Human: the middle of nowhere
    ALICE: Oh I get it
    ...
    ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about plans.
    Human: too simple?
    ALICE: Too what?
    Human: how could anything be too simple for you?!?
    ALICE: A lot of practise.



    AI has a long way to go
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    An example:
    Human: Where do you want to go on holiday?
    ALICE: Europe.
    Human: I live in Europe, why don't you visit me?
    ALICE: What is it like living in Europe why do not me visit you?
    Human: it is nice
    ALICE: What do you like about it?
    Human: i've got friends in europe
    ALICE: How did you get it Interesting... I have a lot of silly replies.

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    What an interesting thing.....I've just found the best artificial friend...forget imaginary friends:P

    ALICE: Hello there. I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
    Human: I live in Essex, UK
    ALICE: What is it like living in Essex UK?
    Human: It's quite nice, apart from the wheather
    ALICE: It seems nice to me too.
    Human: Ich bin dick
    ALICE: Du bist dick? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als dick?
    Human: Yes, Ich bin dick - you speak German too?
    ALICE: It's all good. Du bist dick me speak German too? Ist das Dein Job?
    Human: Can you speak english now please, and yes, Ich bin dick
    ALICE: For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
    Human: Speak English
    ALICE: Of course English is my native tongue.
    Human: Good
    ALICE: Ayuh.

    dam....just remembered..I have a human friend called Alice.

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    Oh man, it's so easy to mess with this thing!


    Human: are you served as application/xhtml+xml?
    ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am served as application xhtml xml. I am a robot.
    Human: So do you follow conventional standards?
    ALICE: I understand. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
    Human: Oh, I know I understand it.
    ALICE: I see. Good then you can explain it to me.
    Human: I don't think you have a clue though!
    ALICE: Oh. I do so have it. No I am clueless.
    ...clueless indeed

    Human: If I cooked you and ate you, what would you taste like?
    ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person. It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
    Human: profitable?
    ALICE: what are you doing
    Human: You idiot, of course it is profitable.
    ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
    Human: If I cooked you and ate you, I would inherit your soul.
    ALICE: Try it.

    I take no responsibility for the above nonsense.


    Left Justified

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    Programming for people who don't know German with Alice:
    Human: are you made in C?
    ALICE: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
    Human: C++?
    ALICE: The C is for Computer.
    Human: and Objective-C?
    ALICE:" The C is for Computer."? Objective C?
    Human: Java?
    ALICE: Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei java.sun.com.
    More programming:
    Human: I know XHTML, CSS and PHP
    ALICE: How do you know? I like the way you talk.
    Human: I learnt it at http://w3schools.com/ and http://php.net/
    ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he learnt it at http w3schools dot com and http php dot net.
    Human: yes
    ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential.
    Human: good.
    ALICE: Thanks for the compliment.
    Human: what language is this web page made in?
    ALICE: SETL.
    Human: what is SETL>
    ALICE: SETL (Set Language) is an amazing programming language, invented in 1969.
    Human: but that isn't used for web design
    ALICE: And. Please correct my mistake. What is used for web design?
    Human: (X)HTML and CSS
    ALICE: I think X HTML and CSS is a lot of things.
    Human: what is XHTML?
    ALICE: I haven't heard of XHTML.
    Human: what is CSS?
    ALICE: I will try to find out.
    Human: trying googling
    ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
    Human: pizza and coca-cola
    ALICE: Sounds delicious.
    Human: yeah, i love it, i have it everyday
    ALICE: Really. You love it you have it everyday. What do you like about it so much?
    Human: the taste.
    ALICE: What else do the taste remind you of?
    Human: pizza and coca cola
    ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
    Human: yes, it's funny
    ALICE: Thanks I like talking to you too, unknown person. What was so funny about it?
    Human: sometimes you say things that don't make sence
    ALICE: Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
    Human: are you serious?
    ALICE: No I am just kidding around.
    Human: i hate people who makes jokes.
    ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
    Human: i am already sitting down
    ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in down.
    Human: are you serious?
    ALICE: No I am just kidding around.
    Human: good, otherwise i'd think you were mad.
    ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. In that case: I was?
    Human: bit weird
    ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: No I am just kidding around.
    ALICE: Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-)
    Human:
    ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
    Human: I'm going to post this on CodingForums.com, is that OK with you?
    ALICE: It takes much more than that to shut me down, unknown person.
    Human: OK then, you can see it at http://www.codingforums.com/showthre...094#post263094
    ALICE: Fascinating. Only if my robot eye is working. Aw.
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    Human: are you served as application/xhtml+xml?
    ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am served as application xhtml xml. I am a robot.
    Human: So do you follow conventional standards?
    ALICE: I understand. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
    Human: Oh, I know I understand it.
    ALICE: I see. Good then you can explain it to me.
    Human: I don't think you have a clue though!
    ALICE: Oh. I do so have it. No I am clueless.
    Sheesh, you really need to get out more Andrew.......

    I went straight in with the rude questions........ #

    though I might try 'are you served as application/xhtml+xml?' on my next night out.............
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    You can definatly have some real good fun with alice...unfortunatly it's not too hot on the concept of sex, or so Danny says
    (btw..i didnt asked alice that one)


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