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    Several jokes

    1.The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.
    "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
    "Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
    2.An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'
    'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'
    The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.'
    'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'
    'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'
    3.The Climate of New Zealand
    Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
    Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
    Teacher: Wrong.
    Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
    4.My Sister's Fingers
    Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
    Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
    Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
    Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
    5.All Except the Music
    A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
    "Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

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    hahaha lmao
    especially the 3rd one

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    Nice, I like 1st and 2nd joke. Humor lot.

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    A baby is born in one popular country. What will be the color of his teeth??
    Don't think like a Genius?
    All babies are born without TEETH!!!! Buha haaaaa......

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    hate to ruin a joke, but, uhh babies can actually be born with teeth believe it or not.

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    lolz...the last one is too good...poor teacher...:P

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    Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this into future tense.
    Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

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    Jokes

    not sure if we have a joke thread to go with the pic thread.

    A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanInMa View Post
    not sure if we have a joke thread to go with the pic thread.
    We have, indeed, and as you may have noticed, I’ve moved your post right there.


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