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    quite funny

    as a bloke I found this funny.

    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in
    the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
    Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
    such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
    undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
    crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
    problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,

    Desperate.


    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
    while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
    Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
    application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
    run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
    Husband 1.0 to default to 0A Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
    Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
    download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
    Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will
    eventually seize control of all your system resources).

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
    program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband
    1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
    memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
    buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
    recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck
    Tech Support
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    LOL, that's good.
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    oldies but goldies

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    hah, I haven't seen this yet. Very funny .


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