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    A pirate's story

    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

    "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

    "What about the wooden leg?" the bartender asks. "You didn't have that before."

    "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." says the pirate.

    "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" asked the bartender.

    "We were in another battle." replied the pirate. "I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.I'm fine, really."

    So the bartender asks, "What about that eye patch?"

    The pirate replies, "Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of sea gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye."

    "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop."

    The pirate responds, "It was my first day with the hook."

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    I knew seagulls were dangerous!
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    I agree. I've seen a seagull grab a stromboli out of my friends hand while she was eating it



    it was funny



    She didn't think so though....

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    LOL this is what I thought was going to happen
    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

    "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

    "What about the wooden leg?" the bartender asks. "You didn't have that before."

    "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." says the pirate.

    "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" asked the bartender.

    "We were in another battle." replied the pirate. "I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.I'm fine, really, it makes my right hand look nice with the hook on it!"

    So the bartender asks, "What about your @$%!"

    The pirate replies, "O, I'm right handed."

    "You're kidding," said the bartender.
    The pirate responds, "It was my first day with the hook, and we got a new woman aboard the crew. A mighty fine one to lad."


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