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    English is that not easy

    A: Do you speak English ?
    B: Yes
    A: Name ?
    B: Abdul Al-Rhasib
    A: Sex?
    B: Three to five times a week
    A: No,no... I mean male or female?
    B: Yes,male, female , sometimes camel.
    A: Holy cow.
    B: Yes, cow , sheep, animals in general
    A: But isn't it hostile?
    B: Horse style, doggy style , any style
    A: Oh dear
    B: No, no ! Dear runs too fast...

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    Why is a camel called "The ship of the desert"? Because it is always full of Arab semen.

    All the code given in this post has been tested and is intended to address the question asked.
    Unless stated otherwise it is not just a demonstration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philip M View Post
    Why is a camel called "The ship of the desert"? Because it is always full of Arab semen.
    Hahahahaaaaa… that one made me chuckle.


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