A: Do you speak English ?
B: Yes
A: Name ?
B: Abdul Al-Rhasib
A: Sex?
B: Three to five times a week
A: No,no... I mean male or female?
B: Yes,male, female , sometimes camel.
A: Holy cow.
B: Yes, cow , sheep, animals in general
A: But isn't it hostile?
B: Horse style, doggy style , any style
A: Oh dear
B: No, no ! Dear runs too fast...