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iota
10-05-2006, 04:06 PM
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

:D

felgall
10-06-2006, 06:15 AM
And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

The 3 ½ inch floppy was originally called a micro-floppy to distinguish it from its two larger brothers. The original floppies were 8 inch.

zenophile
10-07-2006, 04:42 AM
That rocks my socks.:thumbsup:

Welshsteve
10-09-2006, 01:10 PM
nice ;) hehe

freelancer111
10-12-2006, 03:43 PM
I thought life began with computers. Till then it was just the pre release version LOL. Good post

prototyp3
10-26-2006, 10:47 AM
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

i like this one

Welshsteve
10-26-2006, 11:56 AM
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

i like this one


haha, nice one

<?austin ?>
11-04-2006, 01:05 AM
The 3 inch floppy was originally called a micro-floppy to distinguish it from its two larger brothers. The original floppies were 8 inch.

you had to ruin it... nice job.


And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!
lmaolmaolmao rotflol! heh good job. <3

Crake
11-08-2006, 01:07 AM
lol that is well good



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