Creating Variables from Page Content?

I have an e-commerce site which is hosted and I'm not allowed to place any server side script on, nor am I allowed to access any server side variables. I need to be able to create variables based on page content (i.e. order total, products, quantities) and send them to my web analytics program.

Does anyone know if this is possible?? Or do you have any idea how I can gather the information that I need?

Thank you.

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Honestly, I wonder why you have chosen a host without server-side facillities as long as you have had intended to develop an e-comercial site....