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Kurashu
05-27-2005, 09:00 PM
Geeky Your Momma Jokes (http://www.yourmom.com/index.php?PID=4)

My favorite is:

If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat!

Just for the comment. xD Some are funny, most of them aren't though. Just thought I should share though.
dannyhayes
05-27-2005, 10:45 PM
So sad and imature.
JamieR
05-27-2005, 11:06 PM
ROFL :D

Now that's something to wind up the lads at school :p
jkd
05-28-2005, 02:19 AM
So sad and imature.

Nothing wrong with a good yo mamma joke. :)
rmedek
05-28-2005, 04:42 AM
So sad and imature.
Sounds like something your momma would say.

:D
jkd
05-28-2005, 05:30 AM
Sounds like something your momma would say.

:D

*high five* ;)

My two roommates my junior year in high school... one loved yo mamma jokes, and the other's mom had sworn off men after her divorce, so that was an interesting year. :)
Kurashu
05-28-2005, 06:01 AM
I bet that was. o_o
rmedek
05-28-2005, 06:22 AM
...must...resist...urge...to...start...telling...momma jokes...in...this...thread...

One of the funniest moments I had as a kid was when my friends and I were trading these "yo momma" snaps and one friend's mom overheard. She thought we were being serious and took it all personal. It took a lot of convincing that no, her teeth weren't so yellow traffic slowed down when she smiled.

:D
Crake
05-30-2005, 11:46 AM
yo mamas like the internet shes world wide!

:eek:
JamieR
05-30-2005, 01:17 PM
lol
"You're mammas so fat that when she out and put her yellow rain coat on everyone shouted taxi taxi" :D
Crake
05-30-2005, 06:07 PM
wow weazel did you get that from your mums coding?

heh heh good your mums joke though :thumbsup:
rynox
05-31-2005, 04:54 PM
Your mom is like HTML a tiny <head> and a whole lot a <body>

:D lol
ChronicleX.com
06-06-2005, 12:37 PM
your momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Your mom is like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.