royall
04-11-2005, 12:53 AM
Best Buy California (To the tune of Hotel Califonia)
On the Information highway, si-li-con in my hair
Warm smell of drives burning, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a C-P-U light
My mouse grew heavy and my keys grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There it stood in the window;
I heard the error bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Dell'
Then it destroyed the C:/ drive, and it fried up the bay
There were errors on the monitor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Best Buy California
Such a lonely place
Such a lonely face
Plenty of room at the Best Buy California
Any time of year, you can find it here
Her drive is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Linux O-S
She got a lot of pretty, pretty apps., that she calls friends
How they run on the dis-play, sweet summer RAM.
Some run to remember, some run to forget
So I called up the Admin,
'Please bring me my line'
He said,'We haven't had that service here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those sales-clerks are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Best Buy Califonia
Such a lonely place
Such a lonely face
They livin' it up at the Best Buy California
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis
Thats all I could get to. Enjoy.
On the Information highway, si-li-con in my hair
Warm smell of drives burning, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a C-P-U light
My mouse grew heavy and my keys grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There it stood in the window;
I heard the error bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Dell'
Then it destroyed the C:/ drive, and it fried up the bay
There were errors on the monitor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Best Buy California
Such a lonely place
Such a lonely face
Plenty of room at the Best Buy California
Any time of year, you can find it here
Her drive is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Linux O-S
She got a lot of pretty, pretty apps., that she calls friends
How they run on the dis-play, sweet summer RAM.
Some run to remember, some run to forget
So I called up the Admin,
'Please bring me my line'
He said,'We haven't had that service here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those sales-clerks are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Best Buy Califonia
Such a lonely place
Such a lonely face
They livin' it up at the Best Buy California
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis
Thats all I could get to. Enjoy.