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gsnedders
04-07-2005, 03:37 AM
http://geoffers.uni.cc/gforsale.jpg
royall
04-07-2005, 09:36 PM
I've always wanted on of those! How much are they?
gsnedders
04-07-2005, 09:42 PM
I've always wanted on of those! How much are they?There's no reserve of Geoffrey's, but expect them to sell for several thousand.
JamieR
04-07-2005, 09:44 PM
LOL so we can buy Geoffers now...thats a scary thought:eek:
chilipie
04-07-2005, 09:46 PM
Man, that's the funniest $*@# I've seen in a long time :D .

Who the hell would wanna buy a Geoffrey though :eek: ? Perhaps as a little pet, and you could feed it code snippet-treats, and train it to write PHP :p .
royall
04-07-2005, 09:57 PM
I got one from the 7/11 next to my house! Its so cool! I am currently giving it floppy disks to shred-OH NO! That one had my essay on it! Good thing I made and extra-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Thats it, I'm calling Dell Service and Support...Hello, India? I'm looking to sell a shipment of "Geoffrey's", and I want it delivered to the building you are currently in.. :D
gsnedders
04-07-2005, 09:59 PM
Perhaps as a little pet, and you could feed it code snippet-treats, and train it to write PHP :p .Exibit A: A Geoffrey Treat: <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2//EN">Geoffrey does not like this treat, although nobody knows why, he often spits it out.

Exibit B: A Geoffrey Treat: <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd">
Geoffrey loves this treat so much, although, again, nobody knows why.

Exibit C: What a well-trained Geoffrey can produce: <?php echo 'Woof Woof'; ?>
JamieR
04-07-2005, 10:00 PM
LMFAO:p
chilipie
04-07-2005, 10:02 PM
Heh, you guys crack me up :D .

Here Geoffers, have another treaty-weaty:
<blink><hTmL bgcolor=nice pinky-purple><marquee><metA generator-'frontpage"></BlInkk></fOnt>
JamieR
04-07-2005, 10:05 PM
Heh, you guys crack me up :D .

Here Geoffers, have another treaty-weaty:
<blink><hTmL bgcolor=nice pinky-purple><marquee><metA generator-'frontpage"></BlInkk></fOnt>

..long since gone the days of sugar drops:p
royall
04-07-2005, 10:15 PM
The instructions it comes with:

Required:

Win 95 or better (In other words, betray Gates and get Linux or Mac)
A freakin decent virus protection medicine
4 million Terribytes (only about 4 million bytes are used of that)

Commands:

Ctrl-alt-rollover
Ctrl-alt-bark
Ctrl-alt-playdead
Ctrl-alt-dogorcatorfishorotteroranyanimalcommandhere

Bugs:

Lack of knowlege when first unpackaged */ No offense, just trying to make jokes here */
West Nile Virus may occur

Warning:

Use at your own risk

Support:

1-800-WWW-DELL (In other words, call India and ask if thier frige is running)


I can't think of anymore, and the above probably isnt funny to begin with.
gsnedders
04-07-2005, 11:04 PM
No, Windows 3.1 or lower.
gsnedders
04-07-2005, 11:19 PM
Here are two attached images, standard.jpg shows Geoffrey®'s out of the box working environment, but buy now and you get the upgrade.jpg ugrade kit for free! (That photo is modelled by a pre-production Geoffrey®, actual design may differ). The upgrade kit contains: A Dual 2.5GHz PowerMac G5 including 4.5GB RAM, 2x 250GB Hard Drives, DVD Drive, Nvidia 6800 Ultra DDL and a Apple Cinema Display HD 30" running Mac OS 10.3.8 with Apache 1.3.33, PHP 4.3.11 and MySQL 4.0.23 installed from source by default, enough for an intelligent Geoffrey®.
JamieR
04-07-2005, 11:24 PM
Barkin' Mad:D

Damn, if it comes with the powermac...where do I buy:p