generic humour

[rlemon]

10 PRINT "HOME"
20 PRINT "SWEET"
30 GOTO 10


You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically.

"The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." So I installed LINUX"

Achievement
You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have Vision, Determination, And An Endless Supply Of Cheap Labor.

Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.

Consulting
If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Made In Prolonging The Problem.

[royall]

Oh, god, I think I broke the internet. I better call the plumbber.

[wabirdman]

10 PRINT "HOME"
20 PRINT "SWEET"
30 GOTO 10






Achievement
You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have Vision, Determination, And An Endless Supply Of Cheap Labor.

Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.

Consulting
If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Made In Prolonging The Problem.


I dont know which is sadder. The fact that I understand these jokes or that someone actually came up with them :)

wabirdman

[rlemon]

hahahahahahaha,

i didn't come up with them. i forget where i heard them, but they are good.

[Alex Vincent]

[QUOTE=rlemon]
10 PRINT "HOME"
20 PRINT "SWEET"
30 GOTO 10


09 k = 0
11 k++
12 IF (k > 1) {
13 PRINT "ALABAMA"
14 IF (k % 2 == 1) {
15 PRINT "Where the skies are blue!";
16 } else {
17 PRINT "I'll be coming home to you!"
18 }
19 }

[shmoove]

You can find these jokes and many more here. (http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/6174/h--compu.html)

shmoove

[wabirdman]

[QUOTE=rlemon]
10 PRINT "HOME"
20 PRINT "SWEET"
30 GOTO 10


09 k = 0
11 k++
12 IF (k > 1) {
13 PRINT "ALABAMA"
14 IF (k % 2 == 1) {
15 PRINT "Where the skies are blue!";
16 } else {
17 PRINT "I'll be coming home to you!"
18 }
19 }


Now this is sad and cool at the same time :) (but I like it)

wabirdman

[royall]

My favorite one is AOL Hacker Turnaround (http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/6174/AOL_HACKER_TURNAROUND.HTM). That kid must have been scared to hell. Its still funny though :p :D

[rlemon]

The best from the url above is the "Diary of an AOL user"

[royall]

The best from the url above is the "Diary of an AOL user"

Oh. My. God.

That one is so funny. Someone with that stupidity level should be put in jail, they are a danger to the public.

I an inspired now. I have an idea for a joke, but I'm not telling anyone yet. It may take awile. I will be working on it for awile so don't expect me to reply so quickly.

[rlemon]

hahaha, i'l be looking forward to it.

[royall]

Ok, I'm done. It may not be that great, but here it goes:

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9430/joke0ry.jpg

[Grant Palin]

Hmph. Don't quit your day jobs! :D

[rlemon]

i wonder if that is more funny drunk..... hrmm... LETS SEE!

[Exis]

Royall, sorry I got to do this to you, but...
http://www.geekhumor.com/data/516/getmorelame.jpg

[royall]

Now when I look at it without the blinding of my CPU light and the repetitive "You've Got Mail" from the speakers, it does seem quite redundant.

[brothercake]

This little snippet is useful when I can't get to sleep :D

while(sleep != 'zzz')
{
sheep ++;
}

[royall]

Thats a good one