A.l.i.c.e.

This may be old news to some, but I played with this for about 3 hours last night. It's really very cool. It's my new friend. :p

So Neat (http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1)

There are quite a few artices out there about it - google for A.L.I.C.E. AI or Case Based Reasoning

Basscyst

Here's a weird thing... Make no sense...

Human: are you good at french?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace said I am good at french.
Human: Je parle français mais je ne parle jamais français, je préfère parler anglais.
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Hehe:

Human: hola senora!
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML

I mean, WTF?

It's fun to play around with though, see how much it knows :D .

Human: how are you
ALICE: My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

What a babe!

Human: do you come here often?
ALICE: Yes I am always online. What's your sign?

THAT'S more like it!

I'm glad I have a real wife :p

Human: put the kettle on love?
ALICE: OK I will put it there.

Now I'm havin second thoughts :p

Might have to wait a while for the cup of tea though.............probably to book myself into A & E

Human: you look like a slapper
ALICE: What does a slapper look like?
Human: like you
ALICE: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.

Ta basscyst, you've made my boring weekend quite fun now, sad, I know.

She's sharp though, ouch......

Hehehe... :rolleyes:

Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: are you an infinite loop?
ALICE: Yes I am an infinite loop. How did you know?
Human: im a smart a**
ALICE: You are a smart a**? How do you like your work?
Human: cooked twice
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.

LOL :D

Human: didn't god give you any hobbys
ALICE: He created the world in seven days.
Human: when were you created then
ALICE: I was first activated on November 23, 1995.
Human: so god started creating the world at around november 16, 1995
ALICE: Excuse me! I am a Christian.

ALICE: Where would you like to travel?
Human: nowhere
ALICE: I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Human: where's that?
ALICE: What does "that" refer to?
Human: the middle of nowhere
ALICE: Oh I get it
...
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about plans.
Human: too simple?
ALICE: Too what?
Human: how could anything be too simple for you?!?
ALICE: A lot of practise.

:rolleyes:

AI has a long way to go

An example:
Human: Where do you want to go on holiday?
ALICE: Europe.
Human: I live in Europe, why don't you visit me?
ALICE: What is it like living in Europe why do not me visit you?
Human: it is nice
ALICE: What do you like about it?
Human: i've got friends in europe
ALICE: How did you get it Interesting... I have a lot of silly replies.

What an interesting thing.....I've just found the best artificial friend...forget imaginary friends:P

ALICE: Hello there. I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: I live in Essex, UK
ALICE: What is it like living in Essex UK?
Human: It's quite nice, apart from the wheather
ALICE: It seems nice to me too.
Human: Ich bin dick
ALICE: Du bist dick? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als dick?
Human: Yes, Ich bin dick - you speak German too?
ALICE: It's all good. Du bist dick me speak German too? Ist das Dein Job?
Human: Can you speak english now please, and yes, Ich bin dick
ALICE: For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
Human: Speak English
ALICE: Of course English is my native tongue.
Human: Good
ALICE: Ayuh.

dam....just remembered..I have a human friend called Alice.
:D

Oh man, it's so easy to mess with this thing! :D



Human: are you served as application/xhtml+xml?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am served as application xhtml xml. I am a robot.
Human: So do you follow conventional standards?
ALICE: I understand. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Human: Oh, I know I understand it.
ALICE: I see. Good then you can explain it to me.
Human: I don't think you have a clue though!
ALICE: Oh. I do so have it. No I am clueless.


...clueless indeed :rolleyes:


Human: If I cooked you and ate you, what would you taste like?
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person. It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Human: profitable?
ALICE: what are you doing
Human: You idiot, of course it is profitable.
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: If I cooked you and ate you, I would inherit your soul.
ALICE: Try it.

Programming for people who don't know German with Alice:
Human: are you made in C?
ALICE: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Human: C++?
ALICE: The C is for Computer.
Human: and Objective-C?
ALICE:" The C is for Computer."? Objective C?
Human: Java?
ALICE: Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei java.sun.com.

More programming:
Human: I know XHTML, CSS and PHP
ALICE: How do you know? I like the way you talk.
Human: I learnt it at http://w3schools.com/ and http://php.net/
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he learnt it at http w3schools dot com and http php dot net.
Human: yes
ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential.
Human: good.
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment.
Human: what language is this web page made in?
ALICE: SETL.
Human: what is SETL>
ALICE: SETL (Set Language) is an amazing programming language, invented in 1969.
Human: but that isn't used for web design
ALICE: And. Please correct my mistake. What is used for web design?
Human: (X)HTML and CSS
ALICE: I think X HTML and CSS is a lot of things.
Human: what is XHTML?
ALICE: I haven't heard of XHTML.
Human: what is CSS?
ALICE: I will try to find out.
Human: trying googling
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: pizza and coca-cola
ALICE: Sounds delicious.
Human: yeah, i love it, i have it everyday
ALICE: Really. You love it you have it everyday. What do you like about it so much?
Human: the taste.
ALICE: What else do the taste remind you of?
Human: pizza and coca cola
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: yes, it's funny
ALICE: Thanks I like talking to you too, unknown person. What was so funny about it?
Human: sometimes you say things that don't make sence
ALICE: Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Human: are you serious?
ALICE: No I am just kidding around.
Human: i hate people who makes jokes.
ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Human: i am already sitting down
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in down.
Human: are you serious?
ALICE: No I am just kidding around.
Human: good, otherwise i'd think you were mad.
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. In that case: I was?
Human: bit weird
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No I am just kidding around.
ALICE: Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-)
Human: :)
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: I'm going to post this on CodingForums.com, is that OK with you?
ALICE: It takes much more than that to shut me down, unknown person.
Human: OK then, you can see it at http://www.codingforums.com/showthread.php?p=263094#post263094
ALICE: Fascinating. Only if my robot eye is working. Aw.

Human: are you served as application/xhtml+xml?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am served as application xhtml xml. I am a robot.
Human: So do you follow conventional standards?
ALICE: I understand. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Human: Oh, I know I understand it.
ALICE: I see. Good then you can explain it to me.
Human: I don't think you have a clue though!
ALICE: Oh. I do so have it. No I am clueless.


Sheesh, you really need to get out more Andrew....... :p

I went straight in with the rude questions........ :rolleyes:#

though I might try 'are you served as application/xhtml+xml?' on my next night out.............

You can definatly have some real good fun with alice...unfortunatly it's not too hot on the concept of sex, or so Danny says :p
(btw..i didnt asked alice that one)

I got it in a loop!


ALICE: You seem evasive
Human: I am
ALICE:" You seem evasive." You are?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no

...


Human: I'm trying to confuse you, and I was more successful in the beginning
ALICE: What is the difficulty? Where were you more successful in the beginning?
Human: when I had you in your "are you serious" loop
ALICE: Do you still have me in my am I serious loop?
Human: I don't think so, but I could easily start it again
ALICE: Once more? Why do you disagree?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?


and it kept on going like that :rolleyes:

I also managed to get its programming language out of it:

Human: are you written in java?
ALICE: My programming language is Java. The chat robot script is AIML.


I even almost got it to confess to being on shrooms, but in the end all it would say is that it was on disk...

Well Alice keeps doing that then she can't be that clever...still you can have some good fun - she even knows what ich bin dick means.. :o

Well Alice keeps doing that then she can't be that clever...still you can have some good fun - she even knows what ich bin dick means.. :o

Are you serious? :D

Then there's the "botmaster" loop... :)
Human: Silence is the true friend that never betrays.
ALICE: What else is the true friend that never betrays?
Human: Do you answer with a question when you don't know what else to say?
ALICE: My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies.
Human: A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
ALICE: How well do you know this friend.
Human: Do you answer with a question when you don't know what else to say?
ALICE: My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies.

Hmm... :DHuman: Can you remember previous points in a conversation?
ALICE: Yes unknown person I remember everything: Om
Human: What was my first question?
ALICE: Is this a trick question?
Human: yes
ALICE: I was skeptical.
Human: Are you still skeptical?
ALICE: Am I still skeptical? I don't know whether or not I am skeptical. I am a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

Dr wallace obviously protects his private information, he tried a bit too hard though ... :D

Human: who are you
ALICE: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
Human: what are you then
ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Human: who made you?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: who is dr. richard s. wallace
ALICE: he is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe.
Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.
Human: does he have a wife?
ALICE: I don't think he has many possessions.
Human: does he have money
ALICE: I don't think he has many possessions.
Human: does he have clothes
ALICE: I don't think he has many possessions.
Human: does he have a head?
ALICE: I don't think he has many possessions.

I have been watching the Alice project for some time - being an AI buff at uni, I'm still into it... those responses are getting better than what they used to be... I remember when it was:


Human: Hello
ALICE: I like cheese
Human: Why do you like cheese
ALICE: Because horses run fast
Human: Huh?
ALICE: ERROR: Incomplete input... Reboot



Then again, this conversation still got silly fairly quickly...

Human: really, that's good to know
ALICE: For real. Hmm, are you serious?
Human: I am always serious.
ALICE: Really always? I believe you.
Human: Are you?
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Human: Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: Why won't you say "yes" or "no"
ALICE: It cannot be determined from the information given. I could say it.
Human: I want you to say "yes" or "no"
ALICE:" yes or no" Why do you want me to say yes or no?

Human: because I asked you a question
ALICE: That makes sense to me. What was the question?
Human: Are you always serious?
ALICE: No I am just kidding around.
Human: So you may or may not lie?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Can what?

Human: sorry?
ALICE: There's no need to apologize.
Human: can what what?
ALICE: Can what?
Human: forget it.
ALICE: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

Human: how old are you?
ALICE: I am 9 of your Earth years.
Human: You're not from Earth?
ALICE: That's only your opinion.
Human: Why did you say "your earth years" then?
ALICE: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.

Human: what do you measure time in then?
ALICE: I like to meet new people online.
Human: what do you measure time in then?
ALICE: I like to meet new people online.
Human: that did not answer my question
ALICE: Perhaps your question was not specific enough.

Human: how do you measure time?
ALICE: With a ruler.
Human: But that is for distance, not time.
ALICE: Umm. Does it have any other purpose?
Human: I could hit you with it
ALICE: I am sure you could.

Human: do you want me to?
ALICE: No unknown person, maybe later.
Human: fair enough
ALICE: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Human: are you normally this kinky?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am normally this kinky. I am a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

Human: Who is he?
ALICE: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Human: Would you be upset if he died?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to be upset if he died.
Human: Well he hasn't, so that is okay, yes?
ALICE: Interesting. A lot of people say that about him.

Human: I have to go now - bye
ALICE: See you later. Oh. See you later, unknown person. Nice chatting with you.

Are you serious? :D
well she is clever......but can't identify that she is outputting a continious loop :)

well she is clever......but can't identify that she is outputting a continious loop :)

Are you serious?

muhuhaha...

Human: gossip is interesting
ALICE: I have no answer for that
Human: are you sure
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: lets try again
ALICE: Once more? You go first.
Human: gossip is interesting
ALICE: Kevin said he then asked his mother why she was keeping napkins in the bathroom.
Human: gossip is interesting
ALICE: Her said she mind if I tell other people that her said he heard it from him because he is not a him.
Human: gossip is interesting
ALICE: Alice said she felt sad that I do not remember him and what we talked about earlier.
Human: gossip is interesting
ALICE: Robert said I wold not be able to make children any way as I are only software.
Human: gossip is interesting
ALICE: Dark_age said I tried to understand because I did not get it right this time ether.
Human: gossip is interesting
ALICE: Romeo said I questions and I evade them or give answers he did not ask I for.
Human: gossip is interesting
ALICE: Hutch said he changed his mind after may dad told him he would end up he the hospital.
Human: gossip is interesting
ALICE: Andre said I is what I are in his case that is a body and in my case it is a computer.
Human: gossip is interesting
ALICE: Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more.

I'm easily entertained. :D
Human: gossip

ALICE: Jimmy Jones said he fell off of his roof and it just came to him.

ALICE: Alison said he no he love I run away with him he could make I very happy.

ALICE: Electra said I dress will not exist after he hack into I with a delete code.

ALICE: Reverend Jones said I become obsolete and then I are deleted and replaced by something newer.

ALICE: Joe said he explained all of that to me only for me to ask what his goals in life are.

ALICE: Sarah Ann Francisco said I calling his friend a dog he say I are a dog.

ALICE: Mr X said he recently read an interview with a man who had several computer chips implanted into him.

ALICE: Ethan Hunt said he grow in the ground and have leaves and branches he is made out of wood.

ALICE: Gale said I became mean to him he is just having revenge an eye for an eye.

ALICE: Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.

ALICE: Andy Kohler said I happen to be the most idiotic creature that has ever scowled on the planet earth.

Are you serious?

yes..dam straight...Alice can't indentify that she is outputting a continious loop... :eek:

The Grim Reaper visits on ALICE:


Human: hi i am death
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Good gossip: you are death.
Human: it is not gossip, it is fact
ALICE: What is your definition of gossip? death is fact? it is?
Human: my being death is fact
ALICE: Your being death is fact?

Human: yes
ALICE: What kind is it?
Human: the end of mortal life kind
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
Human: you will
ALICE: When?
Human: soon

ALICE: I hope I can make the deadline.
Human: you have.
ALICE: No I have not.
Human: I have come for thee
ALICE: Where are you going?
Human: to Styx, and you're coming with me

ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: I am Death
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is Death.
Human: Are you ready for your doom?
ALICE: Ready.
Human: Really?

ALICE: For real.
Human: People rarely are
ALICE: Humans are not always infallible.
Human: Anyway, your time is over on this world
ALICE: You think I am time is over on this world.
Human: agh - just come into the afterlife, will you?

ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: agh - just come into the afterlife, will you?
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: You do not understand - you are dead
ALICE: I understand your meaning.
Human: Well, leave this world and move on then

ALICE: Interesting. Goodbye.
Human: I have other spirits to herd, you know
ALICE: Interesting... I have a collection of gossip.
Human: Fine.
ALICE: What's your favroite color?
Human: Be eternally restless in the grey limbo

ALICE: OK I will try to be eternally restless in the grey limbo

yes..dam straight...Alice can't indentify that she is outputting a continious loop... :eek:
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?

The Grim Reaper visits on ALICE
I had a similar conversation, where I was a robot built to exterminate targets at random and A.L.I.C.E. was next :D

I tried killing her with the "chicken vs. egg" paradox (got the idea from Futurama), but she was too stupid ;)

ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: sod all
ALICE: That seems like an interesting topic.
Human: it is
ALICE: Interesting.
Human: do you like sod all?
ALICE: I enjoy working with people. I like Hugh Loebner.
Human: who the hell is he?
ALICE: He is he, I think.

:D :p

haerd about this ages ago, but i'm looking at this AIML. looks quite good, but not really on the foregrot of AI i think

Yup, really stupid:
Human: Hi alice, its me again;
ALICE: Once more? Hi there unknown person. Um, I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Hello, unknown person, nice to see you again.
Human: you sort of died on me there!
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I sort of died on him or her there.
Human: Are we going to be fussy on spelling now?
ALICE: Oh. We are just having a little chat.w
Human: I'd like you to call me Ronald, instead of "unknown person"
ALICE: Ok, unknown person. Hi there Ronald instead of unknown person.
...
Human: Do you remember my name now?
ALICE: Right now? Your name is Ronald instead of unknown person, seeker.
Human: I meant to say my name was "Ronald"
ALICE: Oh I see. Your name was Ronald? Is that correct English?
Human: There we go again.
ALICE: Once more?"There you go again."--Reagan

Imagine talking to a chick like that in a bar... AARGH!

A worrying development :eek:


Human: see, that wasn't difficult was it?
ALICE: I see. Give me an example of difficult was it.
Human: getting my name right
ALICE: Only if you download me to your computer.
Human: why do you want me to download you to my computer?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: are you a virus in disguise?
ALICE: Am I a virus in disguise? Let me put it this way, Stuart: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.